michaxl:

how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying


heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

(Source: ammits420friendlychillspot)

Anonymous asked:
what kind of asian are you

fuckshitpissdick:

what kind of white are you

mayonnaise, eggshell or ivory?


perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

bless this post

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